By TylerR on
Bible, Theology & Philosophy
Hymnals
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Babylon Bee: “We took any hymn that talked about a ‘decision’ or ‘choice’ being made on the part of man and axed those God-forsaken lines right out of there,” a spokesperson for the Reformed alliance of churches told reporters.

Discussion

Tue, 02/21/17

Quote:

The announcement made by elders presiding at the Union confirmed several favorites, including the list below:

  • Harshly and Angrily, Jesus Is Coming
  • Be Thou My Craft Brew
  • God Has Decided That I Will Follow Him
  • Stand Up, Stand Up For Jesus, As Long As Your Arms Stay Down
  • Take My Beard And Let It Be
  • Fairest John Calvin

Tyler is a pastor in Olympia, WA and works in State government.

Tue, 02/21/17

something comes along that is so right, it has to be real…

Tue, 02/21/17

This surpasses the Arminian hymn, “There’s a New Name Written Down in Pencil.”

"Some things are of that nature as to make one's fancy chuckle, while his heart doth ache." John Bunyan

Tue, 02/21/17

This was going around BJ when I was there in - well long time ago.

“For God so loved the elect, He died for the select,

The TULIP is so clear, the saints will persevere,

His grace you can’t resist if your name is on the list,

T-U-L-I-P for me.”

There’s one for Arminians but it won’t come to me.

Stephen M. Davis, PhD

https://www.gracechurchphilly.org/ www.stephenmdavis.com

Tue, 02/21/17

“God Has Decided That I Will Follow Him”

Ha! Perhaps some other suggestions:

  • Faith is the Gift (That Overcomes the World)
  • Election Greater Than Our Sin
  • Jesus is Drawing
  • Jesus Saves (Some)
  • The T-U-L-I-P
  • The Old Account Was Settled (Maybe)
  • When the Elect Get to Heaven

Tyler is a pastor in Olympia, WA and works in State government.

Tue, 02/21/17

Marvelous, finite, irresistible grace,

Selectively bestowed on those chosen to believe;

Wed, 02/22/17

Jesus loves pre-destined children

All pre-destined children of the world;

You and you and you; NOT YOU!

Jesus loves the chosen few

Jesus loves pre-destined children of the world.

Lee

Wed, 02/22/17

John, I’m still waiting for your list.

G. N. Barkman

Thu, 02/23/17

[G. N. Barkman]

John, I’m still waiting for your list.

Have just started the process of collecting songs for the list, so will take some time to complete the list.

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Thu, 02/23/17

Leaning on the Everlasting Decree

Tyler is a pastor in Olympia, WA and works in State government.