By Jim on
Anything Else
Humor
Satire

A llittle boy finally got to travel all the way to Heaven like many other children apparently have, but he completely forgot to try the potato salad. Many are resigned to the fact that the undead human race may never find out if it is decent or not. Thursday morning, Trent Borealis was taken to Sacred Women Hospital in Murfreesboro, Tennessee after experiencing intense chest pains. His parents feared the worst as little Trent, seven years old, went in and out of consciousness. This is when his wonderful trip to Heaven began. “I went up there and took in all the sights and sounds. There was a whole table full of potato salad ready for me to eat. I just got distracted with other things,” Trent told us. “I don’t know, there were maybe three to four kinds of potato salad to sample, but I forgot.” Trent is a little concerned with how he will be received by his uncles, Lim and Ulysses. “They’ve been asking about Heaven’s potato salad for a long time. Will it have mustard in it? Will it be the Amish variety? How chunky will Heaven’s salad be? I’m afraid to see them at Easter because I know they will ask, and I will have no reply.”

Discussion

Fri, 04/07/17

….the Babylon Bee has some competition! Yay!

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

Fri, 04/07/17

I don’t understand. Really.

Tyler is a pastor in Olympia, WA and works in State government.