Skip to main content
SHARPER IRON
“As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another.” (Proverbs 27:17)
  • About
    • About Sharper Iron
    • Doctrinal Statement
    • Contact
    • Search
  • Forum
    • Forum Home
    • Comment Guidelines
    • Search
  • Account
    • Log in
    • Register

Mega-Church Replaces Ushers With Drones

By Jim on Mon, 08/08/16
Church & Ministry
Satire

“It’s time our church embraced twenty-first century technology,” a church spokesperson commented. “It helps us cut personnel costs, plus the drones seem to intimidate— I mean, convict those reluctant to tithe into giving something to make the drone leave them alone.” This was in response to post-service allegations that a few of the drones seem to “dive bomb” those who failed to acknowledge the passing offering plates

Related . . .

Topics: Satire
  • Trump’s Win Causes Rapture Delay
  • Jeff Sessions Wakes Up Next To Severed Horse Head
  • Large Turnout at Memorial for Hans Gruber, Killed by White Police Officer
  • Recent Shortage Of Heaven-And-Back Trips Puts Family Christian Stores Out Of Business
  • Snopes promotes junk science study in a continuation of its bizarre grudge against the Babylon Bee

Pagination

  • Page 1
  • Next page

A soft answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger.

(ESV, Proverbs 15:1)

Footer

  • About
  • Contact
  • Search
  • Forum

Since 2005

Image
2005 SI Logo Image