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Multi-Campus Pastor Revealed To Be Advanced Hologram

By TylerR on Fri, 08/11/17
Church & Ministry
Megachurches
Satire

Babylon Bee: Church technicians admitted they had fabricated Peterson using advanced computer-generated imagery and state-of-the-art holopgraphic projection technology, incorporating personality and mannerisms of the most revered celebrity pastors to make sure the new CGI pastor was virtually flawless.

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