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Trump’s Win Causes Rapture Delay

By Jim on Thu, 11/10/16
Society & Culture
Satire

Thanks to Franklin Graham, Jerry Falwell, Jr. and a several thousand “prayer warriors,” God Almighty decided to allow the election of Donald Trump and put off The Rapture until the next Democrat is elected to the White House.

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