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Ken Ham’s Ark Replica Taken Into Heaven

By TylerR on Wed, 08/03/16
Christian Living
Ken Ham
AiG

Babylon Bee (satire): Witnesses claim they heard a voice from the heavens booming, “This is my beloved ark, in which I am well pleased,” before a loud rumbling begin to reverberate all around the attraction. Then, onlookers watched in amazement as the clouds parted and the great wooden ship began ascending toward the skies.

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David R. Brumbelow

NewHey, this could happen.  You

Wed, 08/03/16

Hey, this could happen. You had better go see the Ark while you can!

David R. Brumbelow

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Mark_Smith

NewIs mockery like this really appropriate?

Wed, 08/03/16

Is mockery like this really appropriate?

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TylerR

NewWell . . .

Thu, 08/04/16

It was a toss-up for me between (a) Elevation Church’s baptismal waterslide or (b) this gem about the Ark Encounter. I decided to choose this one, mostly because it revealed heretofore secret plans for AiG’s next themed attraction:

Ham stated to reporters his next project will be called “40 Years In The Wilderness” and will let park visitors participate in an exciting adventure hike as staffers drop them in the middle of Saudi Arabia with no food or other supplies.

It’s just satire; it’s supposed to make you laugh. No offense meant.

Tyler is a pastor in Olympia, WA and works in State government.

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Jim

NewSatire ≠ Mockery

Thu, 08/04/16

Satire ≠ Mockery

The BB is not for everyone’s taste.

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Bert Perry

Newthe Bee...

Thu, 08/04/16

….is a daily read for me, as it deftly pokes fun at our fundagelical foibles. Thankfully, unlike the British case that inspired Swift’s “A Modest Proposal”, our foibles are (as far as I know) not murderous, no? We merely joke that our desire for our wives might be such that we’d appreciate it if the Father delayed the Rapture until after our wedding night, or we so desire spiritual gifts that we fake speaking in tongues (I’ve seen it), or our love of showmanship goes to the point of installing a water slide baptismal.

You want serious mockery, I’d recommend the now defunct “stuff fundies like”. The Bee is just supposed to get a laugh and inspire us to some thinking about what we’re doing, and in doing so, it (to an extent) illustrates to us what “outsiders” are thinking anyways. Might as well know, and might as well laugh doing it.

(one that speaks to me now is the one where local emergency rooms are preparing for an influx of VBS volunteers traumatized by a room of four and five year olds….St. Mary’s, here I come!)

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

Related . . .

Topics: Ken Ham, Pat Robertson
  • Pat Robertson: “Let’s be real, let’s not make a joke of ourselves.”
  • On Ken Ham and Fundamentalism
  • Ham: "what he teaches about Genesis is not just compromising Genesis with evolution, it is outright liberal theology that totally undermines the authority of the Word of God."
  • Bill Nye the Science Guy to debate evolution with Ken Ham
  • "Just as in Noah’s day, the building of a full-size Ark can stand as a reminder to the world of salvation"

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