BAC: The world we experience as "real" is actually just a simulation.

Then, I suppose BoA won’t mind when thieves steal all their money. After all, it’s not real.

One would figure that bankers, of all people, would resist this kind of nonsense, but maybe we really are entering a reality optional world. Or perhaps I, like Puddleglum, ought to step into the fire to break the witch’s spell.