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Church Disappointed To Discover Man Speaking In Tongues Is Actually Just Exchange Student

By TylerR on Fri, 10/21/16
Society & Culture
Babylon Bee
Satire

Babylon Bee (***SATIRE***): The Church of the Prophetic Word was sorely disappointed to discover an individual believed to be speaking in tongues was actually just a Hungarian exchange student, sources confirmed Wednesday.

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Bert Perry

Newya know...

Fri, 10/21/16

….if they had a translator, they’d have known that…. :^)

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

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Ron Bean

NewIt's All Greek to Me

Fri, 10/21/16

One seminarian I know went to a Pentecostal church and enthusiastically conjugated a Greek verb that blessed many. Someone even interpreted for him, although the interpretation was grossly incorrect.

"Some things are of that nature as to make one's fancy chuckle, while his heart doth ache." John Bunyan

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There is one who speaks rashly like the thrusts of a sword,
But the tongue of the wise brings healing.

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