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Landscaper Accidentally Trims Church's Hedge Of Protection

By TylerR on Thu, 11/15/18
Church & Ministry
Satire

Babylon Bee: According to a statement released by Westside Landscaping, the incident was entirely accidental—the apparent result of sending a new and untrained crew member to the property.

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