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Enlightened ‘Minecraft’ Character Denies Existence Of Game Designer

By TylerR on Mon, 06/05/17
Christian Living
Satire
Babylon Bee
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Babylon Bee: “My current working theory is that this digital landscape spontaneously created itself around 20 billion years ago, with no input from any kind of magic game designer in the sky,” he told a gathering of villagers in a coffee shop. “The evidence of order and tightly designed game mechanisms are merely random, chaotic patterns. Your lives are all meaningless.”

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Bert Perry

NewMy favorite...

Mon, 06/05/17

…is the one about “Hunger Games” being a model for VBS. But that one was a blessing, too.

Aspiring to be a stick in the mud.

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Aaron Blumer

NewNotch

Tue, 06/06/17

Should have said “denies the existence of Notch,” who is the game designer… but maybe that would have been too obscure. Funnier for those who play the game, though.

Views expressed are always my own and not my employer's, my church's, my family's, my neighbors', or my pets'. The house plants have authorized me to speak for them, however, and they always agree with me.

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