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Local Family Looks Forward To New Church Solving All Their Problems

By TylerR on Thu, 11/01/18
Christian Living
Satire

Babylon Bee: “All of our sin was really our pastor’s fault for not feeding us the exact spiritual meal we wanted on a given day,” Heather Connelly said. “At this new church, their exciting illustrations and movie clips will instantly eradicate any sin in our lives.”

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