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Calvinist Researchers Complete Development Of Elect Detector

By TylerR on Tue, 11/20/18
Bible, Theology & Philosophy
Satire
Calvinism

Babylon Bee: “There’s just so much less overhead, not having to deal with the reprobate any longer,” he continued. “I mean, there’s always a few people you suspect you’re wasting your time with, but now Christians can know for sure who’s totally hosed and not worth the effort.”

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