Snopes debunks Babylon Bee "water slide baptisms" By Jim on Thu, 08/04/16 Body A report that the Elevation Church had installed a water slide to speed up baptisms originated with a satirical site. BB article
Historical-Critical Scholar Doubts Authorship Of Paper He Wrote By TylerR on Wed, 06/01/16 Body Babylon Bee (satire!): “Conventional scholarship has attributed the paper I wrote to me, sometime in 2011 CE. But approached critically, it’s evident another author wrote the paper I wrote and later attributed it to me in order for its controversial ideas to gain acceptance,” Burg wrote in a summary statement.
Associate Pastor Demoted To Church Plant After Rocky Relief Outing By TylerR on Mon, 04/11/16 Body Babylon Bee (satire): Tilson says he is still confident he’ll see the youngster again at some point later this year. “Give the kid some time,” he added. “We’re confident he’ll be in professional shape by Christmas season at the latest.”
ISIS Group Waters Down Message To Attract Seekers By TylerR on Thu, 03/31/16 Body Babylon Bee (satire): When asked if, despite their softened message, the group still confirms that submitting to Islam is the only way to Allah, al Hassan refused to be pinned down.“We’re all on journey together, and maybe slaughtering infidels by the thousands is right to me—but is it right for you? That’s a question only you and Allah can answer together.”
Pulpit Search Committee: Update on Initial Vision Process Could Come Within Next Six Months! By TylerR on Wed, 03/16/16 Body Babylon Bee (satire): When asked by one aging member of the congregation if he’d get to meet the new pastor “on this side of glory,” Mr. Reynolds simply smiled and said, “Good things come to those who wait.”
