Clint Eastwood Reads Praise Song Lyrics By Jim on Fri, 11/09/18 Body Clint Eastwood Reads Praise Song Lyrics
Local Family Looks Forward To New Church Solving All Their Problems By TylerR on Thu, 11/01/18 Body Babylon Bee: “All of our sin was really our pastor’s fault for not feeding us the exact spiritual meal we wanted on a given day,” Heather Connelly said. “At this new church, their exciting illustrations and movie clips will instantly eradicate any sin in our lives.”
Prophet Elijah Criticized For Not Being More Seeker-Friendly By TylerR on Thu, 10/25/18 Body Babylon Bee: One prominent seeker-sensitive guru suggested that Elijah should have set out tables with free donuts and coffee to lure in the prophets of Baal before preaching to them.
Man Refuses To Join Local Gym, Claims He’s Just Part Of The ‘Universal Gym’ By TylerR on Sat, 08/25/18 Body Babylon Bee: “Yeah, I’m not really into the whole ‘organized fitness’ thing,” he told reporters.
Pastor Who Hasn’t Baptized Anyone In Eight Years Criticizes Saddleback’s 50,000th Baptism Celebration By TylerR on Tue, 08/14/18 Body Babylon Bee: Local pastor Greg Neville took to social media to criticize Rick Warren’s ministry, despite Neville not having baptized a single person in the last eight years.
John Hagee Releases First Children’s Book: ‘Goodnight Blood Moon’ By Jim on Fri, 05/11/18 Body In an effort to expand his following among 2-to-4-year-olds, prophecy expert and pastor John Hagee released his first children’s book Friday, the much-anticipated Goodnight Blood Moon. The book will convey Hagee’s patented take on dispensational prophecy in a simple, easy-to-read format that’s “perfect for freaking your kids out at bed time.”
‘Even If I Have To Die With You, I Will Never Deny You,’ Robert Jeffress Assures Trump By TylerR on Mon, 03/12/18 Body Babylon Bee: In a recent trip to the White House to brief President Trump on his consistency in defending him against any and all naysayers, First Baptist Dallas pastor and evangelical leader Robert Jeffress assured Trump that he would never leave or betray him, no matter what.
The TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible By Jim on Fri, 02/16/18 Body The TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible
‘Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel To Feature Jesus Helping Founders Establish America By TylerR on Sun, 02/04/18 Body Babylon Bee: According to industry sources, director Mel Gibson’s highly anticipated sequel to The Passion of the Christ will center around the resurrected Jesus traveling to the Western Hemisphere to help the Founding Fathers establish the United States of America—God’s chosen nation.
Kirk Cameron To Star In New Jason Bourne Film: ‘Bourne Again’ By TylerR on Mon, 01/22/18 Body Babylon Bee: Cameron plays a reprogrammed sleeper assassin employed by Focus on the Family who suffers amnesia and must discover why his fellow superspies working for Dr. James Dobson want him dead. Realizing he was developed into a secret weapon in a clandestine evangelism program for $30 million, Cameron finds himself on the run …
