Jesus Never Said ANYTHING About Felony Home Invasion By TylerR on Fri, 09/09/16 Body Babylon Bee (satire): Want to know what I’m incredibly tired of? Christians speaking out against felony home invasion. I’ll never understand why self-described “followers of Christ” feel so comfortable rallying around a topic that Jesus never even mentioned.
It's Friday and this is SATIRE!!!! By Jim on Fri, 09/02/16 Body Man Denied Entrance To Heaven Due To Spotty Awana Credentials
Unsatisfied Persecuted Church Member To Try Out Other Church Just Across Minefield By TylerR on Mon, 08/29/16 Body Babylon Bee (satire): SOMEWHERE IN IRAQ—Stating that he “just doesn’t feel like [he’s] being fed” by the persecuted underground church he’s been attending for the past three years, local man Saleem Haddad reported Wednesday that he’s planning on trying out a competing church just 30 miles across a deadly patch of open desert that is covered with live explosives.
First-Year Seminarian Ready To Take Over For Senior Pastor If Necessary By TylerR on Thu, 08/18/16 Body Babylon Bee (satire): Turner also expressed reservations about the church’s worship style and its effect on his millennial peers. Drawing on his recent five-page research paper, he also suggested Eastern Orthodoxy’s ancient liturgy has much to offer in this regard.
Michael Phelps Becomes Immediate Christian Icon After Apparent Shout-Out To God By Jim on Fri, 08/12/16 Body Michael Phelps Becomes Immediate Christian Icon After Apparent Shout-Out To God
Mega-Church Replaces Ushers With Drones By Jim on Mon, 08/08/16 Body “It’s time our church embraced twenty-first century technology,” a church spokesperson commented.
Fake news that’s good for the soul By Jim on Wed, 04/13/16 Body At the Babylon Bee, the news is always fake but the stories are often true. The satire site, which began in early March, features witty headlines that poke fun at the foibles of churchgoers. The site is the brainchild of Adam Ford, 32, a Detroit dad who quit his day job a year and a half ago to produce Web content.
Associate Pastor Demoted To Church Plant After Rocky Relief Outing By TylerR on Mon, 04/11/16 Body Babylon Bee (satire): Tilson says he is still confident he’ll see the youngster again at some point later this year. “Give the kid some time,” he added. “We’re confident he’ll be in professional shape by Christmas season at the latest.”
Babylonbee launches (think Christian "Onion") By Jim on Tue, 03/08/16 Body babylonbee.com Sample: John Piper Announces Launch Of Boutique Pipe Company
